Krysty hates clowns.

She also hates mushrooms, but that’s not important right now. Krysty might be a cat. She used to have nine lives, but eight died of alcohol poisoning.

Krysty is a software tester, writer, translator, teacher, and full-time family driver. She likes to read, sleep, play the guitar, and concoct elaborate post-apocalyptic anti-zombie escape plans in her spare time.

Krysty writes for LxEdit, is on Odesk, and accepts various odd jobs.

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