Deserted Island Top Five: Album Edition

AKA: In Which I Just Committed to Torturing Myself Through Several Posts

(Because I couldn’t just say “Albums”, right? Had to go with “Album Edition”, because I’m thinking of doing this for other stuff. Because I just discovered I’m some sort of fucking masochist. [Side note: “fucking masochist” has unfortunate implications. Please ignore.])

Anyway, this post is inspired by the fabulous SJ, who listed her own top five albums for getting stuck in a deserted island forever. I thought I’d do the same, though now that I’m trying to write them down I realize what a foolhardy task I’ve just signed up for.

But I’m no quitter, so I’m pushing through with this.

Just take note that these are my Top Five Albums for an Extended Stay on a Deserted Island as of February 2013. Ask me again sometime in the future.

(Not listed in any particular order.)

1. “Set Yourself on Fire” – Stars

This is my current favorite. I play the album over and over and over again because it’s just beautiful and it’s so tortuous and I don’t know, it’s just so damn near perfect. Their songs aren’t just songs; they’re stories and you listen to them and it’s like having a movie in your head. That’s how good Stars is. PS I’m watching them live in two weeks!

Favorite tracks: “Calendar Girl”, “Your Ex-Lover is Dead”, and the gut-wrenching “One More Night”. 

2. “The Queen is Dead” – The Smiths

Best Smiths album ever. Of course I love all the other Smiths albums, but this one is THE ONE. I’m no longer an angsty teenager, but this will always have a place in my heart. (On second thought, I might replace this one with a collection of Smiths songs, but that might be cheating.)

Favorite tracks: “The Queen is Dead”, “There is a Light That Never Goes Out”, and “I Know It’s Over”.

3. “Lungs” – Florence and the Machine

I like her “Ceremonials”, too, but “Lungs” is just major. The first time I listened to it, I was sort of shell-shocked and going around asking people why it took me so long to discover Florence and the Machine. Her powerful voice plus the lyrics plus the music, well, it was just so different that I sort of fell in love with her immediately.

Favorite tracks: “Kiss with a Fist”, “Dog Days are Over”, and “Drumming”, which I’ve sort of taken as the theme song for The Master (“there’s a drumming noise inside my head/ that starts when you’re around/ I swear that you could hear it/ it makes such an almighty sound” ).

4. “The Eminem Show” – Eminem

I’m not a fan of misogyny, just to be clear. But Eminem is a fucking poet, and I will punch anyone who says otherwise. He’s just so angry, which helps a lot when I’m angry. He gets to do the screaming on my behalf. His greatest song isn’t on this album, though. It’s “Stan”, which is the greatest fucking rap song in the history of the universe. The man is a genius. A genius who insists on doing stupid things, of course, but still a genius.

Favorite tracks: “White America”, “Without Me”, and “Superman”. The last one is angry and horrible and offensive but it’s also brutally honest, which I can appreciate.

5. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” – Neutral Milk Hotel

In the list of most perfect albums ever, this one might just be my top vote. It’s incredible. I don’t think I can talk about Neutral Milk Hotel properly. Just know that they are wonderful, and offbeat, and out of this world, and heartbreakingly human. Sometimes the lyrics baffle me (“semen stains the mountaintops” — really? seriously?) but otherwise this is one of the greatest albums you will ever hear in your life. Also, the references to Anne Frank are painfully poignant.

Favorite tracks: “Two Headed Boy”, “King of Carrot Flowers Part I”, and “Holland, 1945”. The last one is particularly a favorite because it’s so tragic. See: “but now we must pack up every piece/ of the life we used to love/ just to keep ourselves at least/ enough to carry on”.

These are the albums that I listen to over and over and over again like some idiot because they’re just so beautiful and perfect and incredible and I’ve run out of adjectives.


12 thoughts on “Deserted Island Top Five: Album Edition

      • Wait, wait…Incubus? O.o

        They were a band I was never able to get into. The others that almost made my list were (other than NMH) Rilo Kiley’s The Execution of All Things and John Zorn/Bar Kokhba Sextet’s Book of Angels Vol. 10, Lucifer.

      • At the risk of sounding like a hipster, their early albums were great. I really like Make Yourself, too. I can’t stand their new albums, though.

      • They are not like Creed or Nickelback! Haha. But I understand where you’re coming from. Once Incubus became mainstream it just became generic.

      • haha! I’m sorry, I think I came across like I’m starting something, and that wasn’t my intention.

        All of those bands were played a lot on the only radio station they got in at a job I had, and that probably has a lot to do with it.

      • No, don’t worry, I get you! If there’s one band I’m ashamed of ever liking (it was a very brief phase during my teenage years) it’s Linkin Park!

      • THEY WERE PLAYED A LOT TOO! And, um…Limp Bizkit! Those are all bands that are entwined together in my brain, and cause a Sneaky Hate Spiral (Music Edition).

      • I hang my head in shame haha. Maybe I should do a top five albums I never want to hear again, starting with Linkin Park and ending with James Marsters’ solo album.

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